She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
okay this one made me laugh
just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government
What how dare he
Furries are considered weird deviants still yet mainstream capitalism desperately desires for me to want to fuck a green m&m.
"millions of flower petals erupt from a volcano, covering an entire village"
how on earth
A graphic designer answers an ad that a couple posted for their new restaurant.
there is a correct way to layer clothes and i’m sorry but disney channel that is not the correct way
Top 5 sex positions
- free shipping
- direct deposit
- "sort by price: low to high"
- track your order
- 50% off
what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song
Kanye himself probably said this